Score: 10

"this is fucking disgusting."

submission: Pokemon Uncencored

date: May 3, 2009

I've never seen anything as ugly and disgusting as this. Seriously, I almost puked. Someone should stab the artist of these fotos. I can't believe how you could manage to make these pictures into a flash. How could you not see how wrong this is? Im sure you killed someone with this flash. This flash is WRONG. However, this is awesome.

Score: 4

"Amusing for about 5 minutes..."

submission: The Funny Quiz!

date: March 15, 2009

Cuz after 5 minutes you're done with the game. The 5 minutes is fun, but when you die, and press retry, the music goes double... loop?
Also, I tried google milf,2 see what it was. And it pulled down the score 3 stars. :c

Score: 4

"Maybe for tetris fans..."

submission: Doodle Tetris

date: March 7, 2009

But not for me. I never liked tetris, so the gameplay get's the score down. This have a certan lack of originality, since it's not much else from the original tetris. Also, a lack of music/sound :(
The only diffrence is the bagground art. I dont like it, i'd prefer the old tetris. A little bonus for the effort, but overall a low score.

Score: 7

"Classic."

submission: Madness Overkill 1

date: February 28, 2009

Classic madness cartoon, with nearly no original concept at all. Guy enters the building starts shooting every1 on sight. Just classic. However, since you added a new face (I personally like the original face better, because they have no facial expression) i quess it has bit originality. The originality is worth 0 stars.

The graphics were classic madness black 'n white. Weapons were nice drawed, but i didnt like the baggrounds. Maybe add some fun props in the bagground would help. The graphics is worth 1 star.

The animation were smooth, nice and there were enough of it.
Nuff said. The animation is worth 2 stars.

The humor were alright for a madness flash, nice joke with the old dude. Again, some fun stuff like posters in the bagground would help. The humor is worth 1 star.

Voilence were good. It seems that voilence were the most important aspect of the movie. Even tho there were alot of blood, I still expected more. (No blood splatted on the wall as the people were killed? That's unrealstick both for a madness cartoon and for reality.) The voilence is worth 2 stars.

The music was good, even tho there's only 1 song playing. But I love the old madness tune, so music is good. The sound effects could be better. The shooting sounds fits well, the classic madness 'scream' is there, but theres nothing else. I like the madness tune, so that gives 1 star.

Overall it's a smooth flash that classic madness fans should enjoy.
I give you 7 stars, hope ya like it.

Score: 10

"Amazing. Stunning. B."

submission: WELCHES JUICEGIRLSUXDICK!

date: February 25, 2009

The movie is DEFFINETLY worth to check out. It's a story about a woman with a tough day. Who makes juice.

The graphics are stunning, everyone can certanly see that the honored author has put ALOT of effort in this. It's touching to see artist on NG who decides to put that much effort into his beloved fans. Great colors, great baggrounds, just great.

The animation were very smooth and a insperation to make flash. No, i mean absolutely NO improvements is needed. This is, no shit, perfect.

The music was very very nice and original. The music perfectly fits the flash. It was a great add to the flash, it keeps it intresting. The sounds were smooth, they fits the movie great. I like how there's lots of it, but some way still not overused.

The humor was amazing, I rofl'd nearly through the hole movie. I mean, seriusly, you got GREAT humor. Humor you only find on newgrounds once a year. You should get a job in the comedy buisness. Im sure u'll get success!

Voilence was good, not like hardcore madness voilence, but funny voilence. It's nice, good job.

The originality were 2 thumbs up, i've never seen anything like this. Original concept, original humor, original storyline, original music, original characters... Very creative.

Overall, it's one of your best movies, i recommend it for every1 on newgrounds. It's simply wrong NOT to watch
this - you'll be amazed.
10/10 'n 5/5. Im looking 4ward for more of your stuff, please keep it up!!

Score: 8

"Good game! Defence fans, check out!"

submission: Sky Invasion

date: February 20, 2009

The game is about a base, building aircrafts to fight against the enemy base and aircraft.
The objective of the game is to destroy every enemy base in every level, while bying powerups/upgrades.

The originality is good, even tho its very basic of the defence genre. It's happening in the air, which is a original art, not so relevant to the gameplay tho. It also have upgrades, defence types (turrets, towers, units) which isnt so new and original. The originallity is still decent.

The graphics were very, very nice, even the title screen art is nice looking and detailed. In the levels, you get the first graphical impression by your base. It seriusly look proffesional. I mean, ive rarely seen anything like that on newgrounds. The enemy base isnt so nice as your base (personal oppinion :3) but that dosn't mean that it dosn't look good. I also like the bagground very much. Very nice, it perfectly matches the real sky. Also the buildings on the ground is nice, again, looks very proffesional to me. Awesome artwork.

The animation was nice, there were a decent amount of it. The bullets from the turret is the smoothes animation (again, personal oppinion) and the aircrafts could have needed more animation. The explosion is a minus, it dosn't look good. Nuff said. :3

The music were nice, but it gets a little boring when you listen to the same song again and again. A small music menu with varius music would really be nice. Anyway, the music that is there fits the game, it's definetly better with music than no music at all. The sounds are not bad, but not great either. The sounds are low, and there could be more of them. But they fits good with the actual actions of the game.

The controls are awesome, they are smooth, well placed, (not to far away from eachother) and there are just the right amount of them. No complaints there, perfect.

The gameplay was fun, but sadly, the same all along (Unless it changes in the end, my bad., Didn't play it through >.<)
It have a nice difficulity, only improvement would be a difficulity change menu. (Easy, normal, hard, that kind of stuff)
Maybe some changes, and diffrence in game would make it funnier to play.

Overall, it's a great game, with nice, smooth art and catchy music. It's fun, but may be boring in time, since its not a big change from the other defence games.
Nice job, im really looking forward for your new games.
8/10, hope ya like it.

Score: 5

"Well... Sidescrolling bike games fans would enjoy."

submission: Winter Rider

date: February 18, 2009

The game is about some biker, riding bikes in snow. The objective is to get to the end of the level without crashing. Do it as fast as possible to unlock new bikes.

The originality isnt good. Actully it sucks. The genre is old, however, im sure lots of people loves the genre, so its not gonna reduce the rating that much.

The graphics are nice, nice bagground, nice bike... The graphics are overall nice. Not so many improvements to make there, exept the bagground to change more.

The animation is smooth. Only thing bad, is there are hardly any animation at all. Only the wheels turning, and the dude leaning forward and backwards.

The controls are nice and simple, like in the other games. Again, no use of originality.

Music is nice, really fits the game. A bit low, but its cool. I also liked the menu music. The sounds are okay, the motor sounds swell. Add some more sounds to make it perfect.

The gameplay is fun, even tho im not so much fan of the genre myself, I kinda liked this one in the beginning. Then, eventuallly, i got bored, since its the same all the way through. The difficulity was alright, i often found myself crashed in no time. Im sure, as I said in the summary, something sidescrolling bike fans would enjoy.

Overall, not so original game, but its still fun to play for a while.
5/10

Score: 5

"Worth to check out if you got time on your hands"

submission: Colour my Heart

date: February 18, 2009

The game is about some dude trying to find some girl. Amazing storyline. The objective is to run around and jump like a platformer.

The originality is good, its like a poem. The gameplay, however, is not.
Its just a basic platformer with no way to loose.

The graphics r not good, the bagground however is nice. Nearly no use of colours at all. Even if it was ment to be that, its still a minus.

The animation was not good either, not much of it, it could be more smooth.

The controls were decent. But not many controls tho. Only arrow keys and left mouse key.

I enjoyed the music, it really fits to the game. Only improvement there, is to add more music. There were barely any sounds effects at all, if not any.

The gameplay is very boring. It is a short game, that really lacks difficulty. Not good.

Overall, its a short, simple, but still nice in its own poetry way.
Needs improvement.

Score: 6

"Great game! Worth to check out."

submission: Shopping Cart Hero

date: February 16, 2009

The game is about some stickman dude who skate in a shopping cart down a hill, to jump on a ramp. The objective is to get as far as possible and as cool as possible.

Its very original, nice idea with the game, and the gameplay itself. Also, lots of original powerups.

The graphics are not impressive, even for stickmen. Stickmen can actully have pretty awesome graphics. Colors are simple, not so good use of colors.

Not so much animation. The animation gets kinda boring. That could be improved.

The controls are responsive, no complaints there. Tho the controls are few and simple.

There was no music at all, whitch could have helped the rating. The sounds were suitable, however, the sound was simple and not impressive.

The game is fun to play. Could have been alittle longer and more gameplay. The simple 1 level is original, but eventually boring.

Overall, its a original game with a simple gameplay. Lack of music, its the same, without no nice graphics.
6/10, hope ya like it

Score: 6

"Decent game, worth 2 play :3"

submission: Mario Forever Flash

date: February 11, 2009

The game is basicly mario, just in flash. The goal is to get to the end of the level without dying.

This game have lack of originality, as I said before, its basicly the classic nintindo mario game. Original levels, I hope.

The graphics are nice and smooth, also reminds of the mario games. The bagground is cool, skyes yay. Nice colors.

Controls could be improved, but not bad either, they r pretty smooth, but still a bit slow.

The story is also based on mario, so not much to say about that.

Music isnt so good, just the old mario theme song, exept for the menu song. I loved that one :) Sound effects are neat, not overused, not too high, not too low.

Its fun to play, addictive, something mario fans like.

Overall, the idea about making new versions/ripoffs of mario is not good. However, the gameplay was nice, you can see by the game it took lot of effort, and I think, as I said before, its something mario fans would like.
6/10 'n 3/5.