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Madness Overkill 1 Madness Overkill 1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 28, 2009

Classic.

Classic madness cartoon, with nearly no original concept at all. Guy enters the building starts shooting every1 on sight. Just classic. However, since you added a new face (I personally like the original face better, because they have no facial expression) i quess it has bit originality. The originality is worth 0 stars.

The graphics were classic madness black 'n white. Weapons were nice drawed, but i didnt like the baggrounds. Maybe add some fun props in the bagground would help. The graphics is worth 1 star.

The animation were smooth, nice and there were enough of it.
Nuff said. The animation is worth 2 stars.

The humor were alright for a madness flash, nice joke with the old dude. Again, some fun stuff like posters in the bagground would help. The humor is worth 1 star.

Voilence were good. It seems that voilence were the most important aspect of the movie. Even tho there were alot of blood, I still expected more. (No blood splatted on the wall as the people were killed? That's unrealstick both for a madness cartoon and for reality.) The voilence is worth 2 stars.

The music was good, even tho there's only 1 song playing. But I love the old madness tune, so music is good. The sound effects could be better. The shooting sounds fits well, the classic madness 'scream' is there, but theres nothing else. I like the madness tune, so that gives 1 star.

Overall it's a smooth flash that classic madness fans should enjoy.
I give you 7 stars, hope ya like it.



Welches Juicegirlsuxdick! Welches Juicegirlsuxdick!

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 25, 2009

Amazing. Stunning. B.

The movie is DEFFINETLY worth to check out. It's a story about a woman with a tough day. Who makes juice.

The graphics are stunning, everyone can certanly see that the honored author has put ALOT of effort in this. It's touching to see artist on NG who decides to put that much effort into his beloved fans. Great colors, great baggrounds, just great.

The animation were very smooth and a insperation to make flash. No, i mean absolutely NO improvements is needed. This is, no shit, perfect.

The music was very very nice and original. The music perfectly fits the flash. It was a great add to the flash, it keeps it intresting. The sounds were smooth, they fits the movie great. I like how there's lots of it, but some way still not overused.

The humor was amazing, I rofl'd nearly through the hole movie. I mean, seriusly, you got GREAT humor. Humor you only find on newgrounds once a year. You should get a job in the comedy buisness. Im sure u'll get success!

Voilence was good, not like hardcore madness voilence, but funny voilence. It's nice, good job.

The originality were 2 thumbs up, i've never seen anything like this. Original concept, original humor, original storyline, original music, original characters... Very creative.

Overall, it's one of your best movies, i recommend it for every1 on newgrounds. It's simply wrong NOT to watch
this - you'll be amazed.
10/10 'n 5/5. Im looking 4ward for more of your stuff, please keep it up!!


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How 2 Play Counterstrike How 2 Play Counterstrike

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 26, 2009

Awesome.

No actully not... This is a parody, even tho you deny it. I love your parodies, exept this 1... not funny at all. Ur loosing touch! OH NOSE! The drawing is as usuall, kid-could-draw-this shit. The music wasnt so funny either. This is a maximum of 5 stars... If it wasnt for chuck norris. So here you go, a 8/10. ENJOY!


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The Funny Quiz! The Funny Quiz!

Rated 2 / 5 stars March 15, 2009

Amusing for about 5 minutes...

Cuz after 5 minutes you're done with the game. The 5 minutes is fun, but when you die, and press retry, the music goes double... loop?
Also, I tried google milf,2 see what it was. And it pulled down the score 3 stars. :c



Doodle Tetris Doodle Tetris

Rated 2 / 5 stars March 7, 2009

Maybe for tetris fans...

But not for me. I never liked tetris, so the gameplay get's the score down. This have a certan lack of originality, since it's not much else from the original tetris. Also, a lack of music/sound :(
The only diffrence is the bagground art. I dont like it, i'd prefer the old tetris. A little bonus for the effort, but overall a low score.



Sky Invasion Sky Invasion

Rated 4 / 5 stars February 20, 2009

Good game! Defence fans, check out!

The game is about a base, building aircrafts to fight against the enemy base and aircraft.
The objective of the game is to destroy every enemy base in every level, while bying powerups/upgrades.

The originality is good, even tho its very basic of the defence genre. It's happening in the air, which is a original art, not so relevant to the gameplay tho. It also have upgrades, defence types (turrets, towers, units) which isnt so new and original. The originallity is still decent.

The graphics were very, very nice, even the title screen art is nice looking and detailed. In the levels, you get the first graphical impression by your base. It seriusly look proffesional. I mean, ive rarely seen anything like that on newgrounds. The enemy base isnt so nice as your base (personal oppinion :3) but that dosn't mean that it dosn't look good. I also like the bagground very much. Very nice, it perfectly matches the real sky. Also the buildings on the ground is nice, again, looks very proffesional to me. Awesome artwork.

The animation was nice, there were a decent amount of it. The bullets from the turret is the smoothes animation (again, personal oppinion) and the aircrafts could have needed more animation. The explosion is a minus, it dosn't look good. Nuff said. :3

The music were nice, but it gets a little boring when you listen to the same song again and again. A small music menu with varius music would really be nice. Anyway, the music that is there fits the game, it's definetly better with music than no music at all. The sounds are not bad, but not great either. The sounds are low, and there could be more of them. But they fits good with the actual actions of the game.

The controls are awesome, they are smooth, well placed, (not to far away from eachother) and there are just the right amount of them. No complaints there, perfect.

The gameplay was fun, but sadly, the same all along (Unless it changes in the end, my bad., Didn't play it through >.<)
It have a nice difficulity, only improvement would be a difficulity change menu. (Easy, normal, hard, that kind of stuff)
Maybe some changes, and diffrence in game would make it funnier to play.

Overall, it's a great game, with nice, smooth art and catchy music. It's fun, but may be boring in time, since its not a big change from the other defence games.
Nice job, im really looking forward for your new games.
8/10, hope ya like it.


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Mario Paint - TtFaF Mario Paint - TtFaF

Rated 5 / 5 stars February 20, 2009

Holy morther of no life!

Wow, I saw your song on youtube, I had no idea you also submitted it on ng. Well, about the song, its just awesome. The result of too much freetime perhaps?


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Homework Homework

Rated 0 / 5 stars February 11, 2009

Only 1 word can describe this song:

PENIS
For the symbol of the erect penis, see phallus.
The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms, in both vertebrates and invertebrates.
The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination. The penis is generally fount on mammals and reptiles. The word "penis" is taken from the Latin word for "tail." Some derive that from Indo-European penis, and the Greek word %u03C0%u03B5%u03BF%u03C2 = "penis" from Indo-European *pesos. Prior to the adoption of the Latin word in English the penis was referred to as a "yard". The Oxford English Dictionary cites an example of the word yard used in this sense from 1379, and notes that in his Physical Dictionary of 1684, Steven Blankaart defined the word penis as "the Yard, made upp of two nervous Bodies, the Channel, Nut, Skin, and Fore-skin, etc."
The Latin word "phallus" (from Greek %u03C6%u03B1%u03BB%u03BB%u03BF%u03C2) is sometimes used to describe the penis, although "phallus" originally was used to describe images, pictorial or carvetd, of the penis. The human penis is made up of three columns of tissue: two corpora cavernosa lie next to each other on the dorsal side and one corpus spongiosum lies between them on the ventral side.
The enlarged and bulbous-shaped end of the corpus spongiosum forms the glans penis, which supports the foreskin or prepuce, a loose fold of skin that in adults can retract to expose the glans. The area on the underside of the penis, where the foreskin is attached, is called the frenum (or frenulum).

The urethra, which is the last part of the urinary tract, traverses the corpus spongiosum, and its opening, knovn as the meatus (pronounced /mi%u02D0%u02C8e%u026At%u0259s/), lies on the tip of the glans penis. It is a passage both for urine and for the ejaculation of semen. Sperm are produced in the testes and stored in the attached epididymis. During ejaculation, sperm are propelled up the vas deferens, two ducts that pass over and behind the bladder. Fluids are added by the seminal vesicles and the vas deferens turns into the ejaculatory ducts which join the urethra inside the prostate gland. The prostate as well as the bulbourethral glands add further secretions, and the semen is expelled through the penis.
The raphe is the visible ridge between the lateral halves of the penis, found on the ventral or underside of the penis, running from the meatus (opening of the urethra) across the scrotum to the perineum (area between scrotum and anus).
The human penis differs from those of most other mammals, as it has no baculum, or erectile bone, and instead relies entirely on engorgement with blood to reach its erect state. It cannot be withdrawn into the groin, and it is larger than average in the animal kingdom in proportion to body mass.
The adjectival form of the word penis is penile. This adjective is commonly used in describing the male copulatory organ's various accessory structures which are commonly found in many kinds of invertebrate animals. Yed, on entering puberty, the testicles will begin to develop and the genitalia will grow. The penis begins to grow between the ages of as early as 10 or as late as age 15. Growth is usually complete by age 18-21. During the process, pubic hair grows above and around the penis, unfotunatly.
The glans oft the penis is homologous to the clitoral glans; the corpora cavernosa are homologous to the body of the clitoris; the corpus spongiosum is homologous to the vestibular bulbs beneath the labia minora; the scrotum, homologous to the labia minora and labia majora; and the foreskin, homologous to the clitoral hood. The raphe does not exist in females, because there, the two halves are not connected.
An erection is the stiffening and rising (see Erection Angle) of the penis, which occurs during sexual arousal, though it can also happen in non-sexual situations. The primary physiological mechanism that brings about erection is the autonomic dilation of arterie



Cool Computer made song Cool Computer made song

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars May 24, 2008

Not that good.

but nice computer work!